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[x] You have yelled at a non-living things
[x] You have ran into glass/screen doors
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde.
TOTAL: 5
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 9
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling
TOTAL: 12
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x]You are often told to use your inside voice.
TOTAL: 16
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
TOTAL: 20
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you dont.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When youre lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
TOTAL: 28
NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4
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[link]
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And I never need to see the sun again.
There is enough light in your eyes to light up all the world
So take me, Take me away.
Kill me slowly, I'll never be the same
-This Flesh a Tomb by Atreyu
...Is it just me, or does he look a bit more Asian than he used to...?
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~You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.~
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And I never need to see the sun again.
There is enough light in your eyes to light up all the world
So take me, Take me away.
Kill me slowly, I'll never be the same
-This Flesh a Tomb by Atreyu
[link]
[link]
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And I never need to see the sun again.
There is enough light in your eyes to light up all the world
So take me, Take me away.
Kill me slowly, I'll never be the same
-This Flesh a Tomb by Atreyu
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~You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.~
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And I never need to see the sun again.
There is enough light in your eyes to light up all the world
So take me, Take me away.
Kill me slowly, I'll never be the same
-This Flesh a Tomb by Atreyu
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It would be so perfect
If you would just fall out the window
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Constipation = Constant Anticipation!
Now you understand why being unable to poop is called that.
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It takes one man to start a war, and millions to end it.
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